So I was Standing In Line At The Store

..when some guy comes up behind me and says excuse me ma'am but you have a run in your pantyhose, and I said, "Yeah right, I just put these pantyhose on brand new this morning."

But sure enough when I got home I looked in the mirror and there was a runner extending the entire length of my right leg, beginning just below my control top from a tiny little hole. How the hell did that happen? If the run began just a fraction of an inch higher, it would have been contained by the control top, oh well another pair of nylons are toast.

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