Friday, October 5, 2007

So I was Standing In Line At The Store

..when some guy comes up behind me and says excuse me ma'am but you have a run in your pantyhose, and I said, "Yeah right, I just put these pantyhose on brand new this morning."

But sure enough when I got home I looked in the mirror and there was a runner extending the entire length of my right leg, beginning just below my control top from a tiny little hole. How the hell did that happen? If the run began just a fraction of an inch higher, it would have been contained by the control top, oh well another pair of nylons are toast.

It Never Fails!

Maybe someone can explain why the run in my pantyhose always begins just below the control top. Why can't it start in the control top? That way it wouldn't run down my damn leg!

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